In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,
c:\>Let there be light
Enter user i.d.
c:\>God
Enter password
c:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect. Enter password
c:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Enter password
c:\>bGates$$$
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\>Let there be light
Unrecognized command. Try again
c:\>Create light
Done
c:\>Run heaven_and_earth.3ds
Done
c:\>Run time.exe
Done
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognized command. Try again
c:\>Create firmament.vrml
Done
c:\>Run weather.exe
Warning: weather.exe beta drivers have expired. Continue (Y/N)?
c:\>Y
And God created the world. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
Too many characters in specification string. Try again
c:\>Create dry_land.dwg
Done
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try again
c:\>Run sun_moon_stars.avi
Done
And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\>Create fish.swf
Done
c:\>Create fowl.swf
Done
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\>Create cattle.dxf
Done
c:\>Create creepy_things.igs
Done
c:\>Now let us make man in our image
Unspecified type. Try again
c:\>Create a.man
Done
c:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command operands. Try again
c:\>Run multiplication.exe
Execution terminated. 6 errors
c:\>Insert breath.dll
Done
c:\>Run multiplication.exe
Execution terminated. 5 errors
c:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
File: Garden of Eden does not exist
c:\>Create Garden.edn
Done
c:\>Move man to Garden.edn
Done
c:\>Run multiplication.exe
Execution terminated. 4 errors
c:\>Copy woman from man
Done
c:\>Adjust woman in Photoshop 1.0 beta
Done
c:\>Run multiplication.exe
Execution terminated. 2 errors
c:\>Create desire.vxd
Done
c:\>Run multiplication.exe
Done
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors
c:\>Setup freewill
Done
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors
c:\>Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone after freewill is created
c:\>Delete freewill
Freewill is Read-only and cannot be deleted. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\>Help
Desire cannot be undone after freewill is created. Freewill is Read-only. Abort, Retry, Cancel?
c:\>Create tree_of_knowledge.wiki.html
Done, with errors on page
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors
c:\>Create good, evil
ZoneAlarmPro and evil.worm created
c:\>Setup evil
Done
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning: system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors
c:\>Search Garden.edn for Adam.man, Eve.wmn
No files or folders named Adam, Eve found
c:\>Uninstall shame
Shame cannot be uninstalled after evil has been activated
c:\>Delete freewill
Freewill is Read-only and cannot be deleted. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help
c:\>Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
c:\>Break
c:\>Esc
c:\>Exit
c:\>Create new world
Volume C is full. You must delete old files before new ones can be created.
And God inserted the boot floppy, and ran FDISK
c:\>a:
a:\>Format /c
Warning: all data will be lost. Partition: Earth will be deleted. Do you wish to continue (Y/N)?
a:\>Y
Earth deleted
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
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